Meanwhile, at a Night Club in Toronto…

Black eye courtesy of the Black Eyed Peas? Perez Hilton’s big mouth lands him in trouble, of the fist to the face sort.  Maybe the band manager is a fan of Carrie Prejean’s?

Perhaps not, but every now and then the Karma Police serve you with a warrant…

Now Perez’s alleged assailant must face the music, as it should be.  Don’t try it at home, kids.  You’ll get busted or sued or both…