UPDATED: Life Imitates “The Onion”

Wired: Company denies its robots feed on the dead.

Well, you say “biomass” without giving any details and what are we supposed to expect?  Especially in this sci-fi-like day and age in which monkeys control robots and government wants to help its bottom line with “deathbed measures”.

I keep thinking Soylent Green when the latter is mentioned, but Logan’s Run may be a little more appropriate.  After all, it’s not like Obamacare will recycle the elderly patients it will allow to die…that is, unless the government has a secret plan to fuel Pentagon battle robots with those patients’ biomass.

See, that’s how conspiracy theories get started…

UPDATE: Related: Health Rations and You.  An informative government video:

(Via Instapundit)

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