Democratic Statement of Purpose

Funny – and harsh – but true (via Obi’s Sister).  Here’s a little taste:

I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be good little democrats like me. When my kids grow up and become better members of a collectivist society, and your kids grow up confused, my kids will get government jobs and take more money and freedom from your kids. You owe me.

Give it a read.  Take it viral and keep a copy of it handy.  Suitable for framing…and for framing the issues on the way to 2010…