UPDATED: And We Would Have Gotten Away With It…

…if it wasn’t for that pesky former U.S. attorney: Civil Rights Panel to Pursue Federal Probe in Black Panther Case.

UPDATE: Related: Plenty to keep the Commission busy out there: White teachers banned at Michigan public schools? “I can hear Glenn Reynolds saying ‘they told me if I voted for McCain, racism would be the order of the day. And they were right!’”

Alas…